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The Little Boy and the Old Man by Shel Silverstein

November 23, 2014 Posted by | Art, Life | , | 4 Comments

Naked Lunch

I finally finished “Naked Lunch” by William S. Burroughs…………………………………………………I have no idea what I read.

Thank You

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November 22, 2014 Posted by | Books, Humor, Observations, Philosophy, Reviews, Satire, Science Fiction, WTF | , , , , | Leave a comment

Separated at birth

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November 6, 2014 Posted by | Hot Tuna, Humor, Musicians, Observations, Rock Music, Satire | , , | Leave a comment

Red Flag

I was watching the Giants/ Colts football game before. I just want to know, is there a rule that says that the head coach has to put the red flag ( to contest a call) in his sock?

Luck threw a pass to his receiver and it looked like he didn’t have control of the ball when he hit the ground. Tom Coughlin wanted to contest the call, so he reaches down to his sock to get the red flag to throw. The Colts already got the play off and it went for a touchdown.

He’s 68 years old. By the time he bent down to get the flag, the Colts could have ran off ten plays. Why don’t he keep the flag in his coat pocket. It would take a second to throw the flag then.

November 4, 2014 Posted by | Football, Humor, Observations, Random | , , , | Leave a comment

Get Down Wednesday

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November 3, 2014 Posted by | Humor, Music, Random, Science Fiction, TV | , , , | Leave a comment

New York Jets

 

I had to get up early and do a couple of things. While I was driving in the car, I was listening to Sports Radio talk about The Jets, Bills game. They’re going on and on how The Jets aren’t facing Peyton Manning, they’re facing Kyle Orton and they’ll be all over him. Easy win for The Jets.

I get home and turn the game on and see it’s 21 to 7, Bills leading and Michel Vick is the quarterback. I thought he started the game since it was only in the second quarter. Then I find out Geno Smith threw 3 interceptions.

I knew Smith wasn’t the answer and I said that Vick will take over around the seventh game. Vick was in there but I didn’t know he would be this bad. They way The Jets played, they made Kyle Orton look like Peyton Manning.

Got to feel bad for The Jets’ fans. Next year they’ll have a new head coach and no quarterback.

October 26, 2014 Posted by | Football, Reviews, Sports, TV | , , , | Leave a comment

The Obsolete Man

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October 26, 2014 Posted by | Random, Science Fiction, TV | , , | 3 Comments

LETTERMAN’S TOP 10 REASONS TO VOTE DEMOCRAT

LETTERMAN’S TOP 10 REASONS TO VOTE DEMOCRAT

#10.  I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I’ve decided to marry my German Shepherd.

#9.  I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 15% isn’t.

#8.  I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

#7.  I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

#6.  I vote Democrat because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.  I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that gets police to your home in order to identify your body after a home invasion.

#5.  I vote Democrat because I’m not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.

#4.  I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away Social Security from those who paid into it.

#3. I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves.  They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrat Party sees fit.

#2.  I vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

… And, the #1 reason I vote Democrat is because I think it’s better to pay $billions$ for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, or fish here in America.  We don’t care about the beetles, gophers, or fish in those other countries.

October 25, 2014 Posted by | Humor, Life, Politics, Satire | , , , | Leave a comment

Song Books

When I was young I took guitar lessons. Learned how to read some music cause my teacher said I needed it.

Then I got the song books and played out of there. It sounded nothing like the record. I wish my teacher would have taught me more how to listen to the music and figure out what was going on.

This video explains it all about song books:

October 13, 2014 Posted by | Humor, Music, Musicians, Video | , , , | Leave a comment

Frank Sinatra “Strangers In The Night”

Frank Sinatra - Strangers In The NightJust received in the mail from the wold famous Ralph Rumpelton.

From the “Ralph Rumpelton Collection of Fine Art”

 

August 14, 2014 Posted by | Album Covers, Albums, Art, CD's, Computer painting, Frank Sinatra, Humor, Jazz, Music, Musicians, Paintings, Ralph Rumpelton, Random, Satire | , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

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