Somebody sneaked out picture of Bob Dylan working on his next Sinatra album.
Sing it Bob.
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OMG
I went food shopping the other day. I bring my own bags now. I was bagging and it was backing up. There was a white middle aged lady employee standing in the back and saw I got backed up. She asked me if I wanted help and I said OK. Then she said, “Give me that black thing.” At first I didn’t know what she was talking about. I’m like OMG. Turns out she wanted the black bag.
It was just way way she said it that made it sound dirty.
Where’s Superman?
While walking through Long Island, I came upon this alley. For some reason I expected to see Superman come running out then start to fly.
An Eating Rock
I came across this rock munching on some leaves where I live. I’m afraid to go out now. What if they decide to eat meat.
The Aliens Have It Right
Those aliens are a lot smarter then we are. They travel many light years to get to us and we got a far as the moon. They must know a lot more then us.
When aliens abduct people, what do they say the aliens do to them. They stick something up their ass. I don’t think they’re doing this for kicks. If they want kicks, they can do it in their own neighborhood.
They’re doing it for medical reasons. I think there’s a socket up our ass and the aliens have the right plug for it. They plug it in and it gives you a readout of our entire body, even your DNA makeup. Tells you everything. It’s like taking your car to the dealer and they plug it into the computer. It’s tell you what’s wrong with you. And maybe they can tweak it so it heals.
Once we figure out how the aliens do this. You won’t have to go for all the test the doctors send you for. All you have to do, it go into the office, bend over, he plugs the plug into the socket, and you have everything in a minute.
Crosby, Still, Nash And Young
One of my all time favorite groups. They were great at Woodstock.
Laundry Folding Board
I got this the other day from Amazon. When I used to fold my shirts, they came out all different sizes and wrinkled. I use this and it’s neat and organized. One of my better buys.
