I found something just as bad as “the bald guy with the ponytail.” Guys who still comb their hair like there were 18 but don’t have the hair anymore.
You see guys who have four strains of hair and part it in the middle like they did when they were young with a full head of hair.
Dude, it’s not happening anymore. You got to change your style to fit with what you have.
Kid I work with has a male bun. He asked me why I don’t have one. I told him I have the inverted male bun. I have hair everywhere except on the top where the bun would go. I could go for the bun comb over. Get all the hair around the bald spot, grow it long and tie it in a knot on the top of my head. (lol)