I’m not taking all the credit for this but, I’ll take some. (lol) I posted awhile back that when you got to the blogs you follow, it should say when they posted last. I had a bunch of blogs that I followed that were either inactive or didn’t post for months and the only way to see when they posted was to go to the blog.
Now when you go to the blogs you follow, it says when they posted last. Makes everything a lot easier and I’ll start following more blogs now.
Whenever I buy something, they tell me to “have a great day.”
They got to be kidding me. I’d be happy with just a good day.
“I rather die breathing, then live suffocating.”
The co-opt where I live had a yard sale the other day. I picked this up for two dollars. IMO, the best way to make coffee is on the stove. Can’t wait to try this.
This is one of the reasons I hate the Long Island Rail Road. Some lady was going to catch the train. She was on the wrong side of the tracks when it pulled into the station. She was wearing heels and a dress just below the knees. The train pulls in, she runs behind the train to cross the tracks, lifts her dress to climb over the small guardrail, runs on the grass, up the incline to the platform, gets to the train and they close the door on her.
The conductor, sticks his head out of the window to see if anybody is coming. There is no way he could have missed her.
Guaranteed after work he was joking about it to the other conductors.
“She talks so much my arm hurts”
I used to eat candy cigarettes all the time when I was a kid. The knock against them is that they get you ready for real cigarettes. You practice with the candy cigarettes, hold them and look cool. When it came time to try real cigarettes, it was like “what the fuck, they taste nothing like candy cigarettes.” So I didn’t smoke. The problem now is I’m up to four packs a day of candy cigarettes and I can’t quit.