The Jorma Bagel

If I get overtime, sometimes I go to The Bagel Doctor for breakfast. Every once in awhile there’s this guy working behind the counter who looks like =
a young Hot Tuna Jorma Kaukonen. He’s talking to me and I can’t understand him, he has to repeat everything. Part of it is my fault cause it’s been so busy at work, I’ve been out of it. My eggs are cooking and he’s ringing me up and asked me if I was going. The way he said it, it sounded like something big was happening and everybody was going and he wanted to know if I was going. So I said, “going where?” Then he said, “you going to eat here or go.” So I said I’m going.
When I left the guy was probably thinking, whats wrong with this guy.

“Plan 9 From Outer Space” Soundtrack

The other day I got the “Plan 9 Form Outer Space” CD soundtrack in the mail. I was excited to get this. “Plan 9” is one of my favorite movies. The alien was right when he said, “humans are stupid, stupid, stupid.” I was stupid to buy this soundtrack.

I open up the package and I’m looking at the back of the CD case to see who wrote the music. I don’t see it. It has the cast of the movie but not the person who wrote the soundtrack. I put the CD in the CD player and see it’s one long track at about 70 minutes long. I started thinking, this can’t be what I think it is. I play the CD and it’s the entire movie, talking and all. It’s the movie without the video. If I would have known this, I would just put the DVD in and turn off the TV.

The only thing is, now I can play the CD in the car, and how many times is that going to be.

Rumpelton, The Beatles,And Other Strange Stuff

As some of you might know, I post computer art from Ralph Rumpelton. I have no idea who this guy is.

I have a friend who works in the art business and became friends with Rumelton. What I know is Rumpelton is a private guy so he wanted his friend to post the pictures for him. He didn’t have the time to do it so he knew that I liked music and wanted to know if I would post the pictures for him. I said sure, just have Rumpelton Email me the pics and I’ll do it. I get a kick out of seeing his stuff. My friend said it couldn’t be done. Rumpelton will send the pics to him and he’ll send them to me. I said fine.

I’ve been trying to find out who this guy is. From what I understand he comes from Scotland. A computer search came up with this picture

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Looks Scottish to me.

Rumpelton has opened up a little and sent my friend some pictures of him. Here he is at a photo shoot with The Grateful Dead:Grateful-Deadat rehearsals for The Concert For Bangladesh:bangladeshgeorgeboband the lat one sent to me, with The Mothers Of Invention:themothersofinventionRumor has it that Zappa kicked him out of the band cause he was trying to take over the band and give everybody a pay raise, and writing credit.

I heard that Rumpelton is working on another painting. I post it as soon as I get it.

I forgot. This one is just too hard to believe:let-it-be

Porn Movies

Know what I like about porn movies. Not the sex, that gets boring after awhile. I like when they overdub the sound. Guy and girl will be going at it nice and slow, and you hear all this screaming. The girls mouth isn’t moving, but there’s screaming going on. Then she starts talking dirty, with her mouth closed.

When I hear all that, I think they must be filming another movie in the next room.  That’s the one I want to see.