Gongfu Tea Cup

Now that I bought tea leaves the other day and I’m now an expert on tea………. I was looking for some good looking tea cups.

I came across these Gongfu tea cups. They look really nice.gongfu-tea-cups

Have a girl over, impress her with the tea leaves, put on some Steely Dan, then take out the cups.

Then I read that they’re kind of small, 1.5 ounces. Regular cup is about 6 ounces. I thought these are small. I didn’t realize how small till I saw this next picture.

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The guy is holding them with his fingers. It’s hard to see the cup it’s so small.

I thought the cup was going to be something like a small bowl where you hold it with two hands and sip the tea. That would have been nice.

These cups look like if you put it to your mouth, the nose would get there first and you’ll be drinking through your nose.

 

Greatest Idea Ever

I don’t know what is better, the Microwave, I’ll never go hungry, or the GPS, I’ll never get lost again.

Now I seen something that blows the both of them out of the water. Pot Size Spaghetti! Why didn’t somebody think of this before. Like me. Well, I did, I didn’t know what to do with the idea.

I stopped making spaghetti because every time I snapped it, it would go all over the place. I was luck to get half of it into the pot.

When I went to Stop and Shop to buy this, the lady  at the checkout said to me, “Are Americans this lazy.” I said to her, “Are you kidding. This is great, now it all goes in the pot.”  She ended up saying that maybe she was gonna try some.

Eating With Fork Upside Down

I was watching the Food channel before and I noticed a lot of people eating with their forks upside down.

To me this  makes no sense. There’s a greater chance of the food falling off your fork upside down.

They say it’s proper etiquette to eat that way but what if you’re in a restaurant, eating with your fork upside down and the food falls off in the dish and splatters on the person sitting next to you. Not very proper.

Dollar Tree

The “Dollar Tree” is my favorite place to go shopping. You can buy so much and pay so little. I have high blood pressure so I can’t use salt. I buy “Mrs. Dash.” Cost a lot of money. The Dollar Tree has Salt Free Seasoning that’s a good as Mrs. Dash for a dollar. I just bought 8 plates for 8 dollars. How do you beat that.

“I’m not cheap, I’m practical.”

ViviLnk

Ariana Grande

I was reading that a lot of people are mad with Ariana Grande for saying she hated America. That don’t bother me cause I don’t care what she thinks.  What bothers me is her licking the doughnuts and putting them back. That’s really gross. People buy those. They don’t want her spit on it.

If I was her, I would stay away from restaurants for a long time. Who knows what they’re going to do to her food in the kitchen.

Ninja Blender

I bought a Ninja blender the other day. Everybody was telling me you can make smoothies in them. I never had one in my life so I went to youtube to find out how to make them.

They got to be kidding. First of all you have to buy half the fruit stand to make one. Then it takes an hour, to cut up the fruit, skin it and make sure it all fits in the blender. I would rather just eat the fruit. It’s a lot easier.