Even Beethoven is a Yankee fan.
Would he still be Jeff Lynne without the hair. If I went to a Jeff Lynne concert and saw somebody up on stage singing with short hair, I would say, “where the hell is Jeff Lynne.”
Do you think he can’t wait to retire so he could get a haircut?
Whenever I buy something, they tell me to “have a great day.”
They got to be kidding me. I’d be happy with just a good day.
My friend sent me this still of the new remake of “Invasion Of The Body Snatchers.” These monsters look terrifying.
“I rather die breathing, then live suffocating.”
Selfies are a weird thing. You get a bunch of people and have somebody take a picture of them, they just stand there and smile. Give somebody a selfie stick and they all go crazy.
Here’s whey I think this happens. When somebody in taking a picture of them, they are not part of the group and the group tries to be nice. It’s like Bill Preston in the “Let It Be” movie. He comes in and the band in on their best behavior. Without him there, they fight all the time.
Give somebody a selfie stick and the group don’t have to worry about outsiders. They can act whichever way they want.