Those aliens are a lot smarter then we are. They travel many light years to get to us and we got a far as the moon. They must know a lot more then us.
When aliens abduct people, what do they say the aliens do to them. They stick something up their ass. I don’t think they’re doing this for kicks. If they want kicks, they can do it in their own neighborhood.
They’re doing it for medical reasons. I think there’s a socket up our ass and the aliens have the right plug for it. They plug it in and it gives you a readout of our entire body, even your DNA makeup. Tells you everything. It’s like taking your car to the dealer and they plug it into the computer. It’s tell you what’s wrong with you. And maybe they can tweak it so it heals.
Once we figure out how the aliens do this. You won’t have to go for all the test the doctors send you for. All you have to do, it go into the office, bend over, he plugs the plug into the socket, and you have everything in a minute.
I got this the other day from Amazon. When I used to fold my shirts, they came out all different sizes and wrinkled. I use this and it’s neat and organized. One of my better buys.
I took this picture the other day on my girlfriend’s phone. It was a raining during the day and by the end of the day, it stopped and the sun shone through the clouds.
Pictures like this always remind me of religious paintings. Lots of clouds then the sun breaks through one hole in the cloud, then something religious happens. Maybe something religious happened after I went into the house cause nothing happened when I was outside.
“She talks so much my arm hurts”
They have a new TV show called “Killing Bigfoot.” Half the town wants to shoot Bigfoot, the other half wants to save him.
This has to be the dumbest show ever. In order to kill Bigfoot, there has to be a Bigfoot. I seen the other Bigfoot shows, and not once did I see a Bigfoot.
You watch some of these Bigfoot shows and the people are funny. Then bang on a tree with a stick and they hear an echo or some noise and they think it’s Bigfoot. Like Bigfoot is going to walk around carrying a stick waiting for somebody to bang on a tree.
If somebody asked me to go on a Bigfoot hunt with them I would probably go. It seems like a fun night. With my luck I would come fact to face with a Bigfoot and not have a camera. I would tell the rest of the group that me and Bigfoot were three feet apart. They would ask for a picture and I would say that I don’t have one and nobody would believe me. Why would they believe me, they would think I’m making it up.
I could never understand what was so great about this. Who are they telling to fuck off? The people that buy their albums? The Photographer?
Are they trying to make a statement. What is the point of it. It’s not just celebrities. I see regular people doing it also. It’s really not cool, it’s stupid.