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The Aliens Have It Right

Those aliens are a lot smarter then we are. They travel many light years to get to us and we got a far as the moon. They must know a lot more then us.

When aliens abduct people, what do they say the aliens do to them. They stick something up their ass. I don’t think they’re doing this for kicks. If they want kicks, they can do it in their own neighborhood.

They’re doing it for medical reasons. I think there’s a socket up our ass and the aliens have the right plug for it. They plug it in and it gives you a readout of our entire body, even your DNA makeup. Tells you everything. It’s like taking your car to the dealer and they plug it into the computer. It’s tell you what’s wrong with you. And maybe they can tweak it so it heals.

Once we figure out how the aliens do this. You won’t have to go for all the test the doctors send you for. All you have to do, it go into the office, bend over, he plugs the plug into the socket, and you have everything in a minute.

 

Here Comes The Sun

I took this picture the other day on my girlfriend’s phone. It was a raining during the day and by the end of the day, it stopped and the sun shone through the clouds.

Pictures like this always remind me of religious paintings. Lots of clouds then the sun breaks through one hole in the cloud, then something religious happens. Maybe something religious happened after I went into the house cause nothing happened when I was outside.2